A FAST SOLUTION FOR A SLOW ECONOMY.
|An apple landed on the
head of Newton and, lo and behold, today we have the Universal Law of Gravitation.
A sock is lost by Edwin Heaven and, lo and behold, today we have THROX™—the
cure for the missing sock.
IF THINGS TEND TO HAPPEN IN THREES, WHY NOT SOCKS?
THROX™ is the first
of its kind … because it’s the first to come in THREES. (Now you have a SPARE!)
Retailers love THROX™ because it offers the consumer added-value and differentiates
itself from the same-old same-old. (No ordinary pair compares!) Consumers
love it because now when they lose a sock they still have a pair. (Let’s
face it, inside every washer and dryer is a Bermuda Triangle!) And, because
consumers are getting THREE socks for the price of two, when they buy two
THROX™ they wind up with THREE PAIRS … for about HALF the price! (No wonder
inventor Edwin Heaven calls THROX™ “A fast solution for a slow economy.”)
And the media loves THROX™ because it gives them something else to write
about besides terrorists, oil spills and Britney Spears. Also because, ultimately,
three-of-a-kind beats a pair every time.