TRIPLE-SOCK THROX™ — JUST
THE THING FOR A JITTERY NATION.
|Okay, fair is fair.
If government officials recommend duct tape and plastic sheeting, then it's only fair they should also recommend that a jittery public purchase THROX—three socks for when you lose one.
We're not implying that THROX can stop a biochemical attack, but it might just be the thing to relieve the nation's jitters.
THROX is the first
sock to come in threes, so when you lose one you still have a pair. True,
it may not be a cure-all, but it's most definitely The Cure for the Missing